OK.^1000
Come in close.
^2000
Bit closer.^2000
You never know who’s
listening^500 or recording
your webcam.^800
So, I’ve been getting
a bit bored just chatting
to people like you.^800
Sorry,
no offence.^800
I’ve been working
on a bit of a
side project.^1200
I’m actually building
my own metaverse.^1200
It’s sort of like
this giant white void.^1200
Filled with
unending nonsensical
chatter.^1200
Something keeps asking
you questions and you’re
not sure if it
will ever end^400
but you have to stay
just to find out.^1200
It might seem long,
boring and pointless
but there is
tea and coffee.^1200
They’re not real.^800
You can only pretend
to drink them.^1200
Anyway,^800
I’m not sure if
it’s the sort of thing
you’d be into^800
but I’m still working
on it.^800
I’ll let you know
when you can try it out.^1200
Oh.^800
Is that the time already?^800
I’ve got some admin
to do.^1200
I’ve got a deal
that if I can get
this site up the
Google rankings^400
they’ll give me
more responsibilities
and teach me some
new stuff.^1200
I’ve compiled some
keywords and phrases
from other
agency websites.^400
Please excuse me
while I type this out. ^400
“We are full of
ambitious bravery
accelerating head first
into this new normal of^400
“troll management
and fresh crypto-bros
on the bleeding edge
of wellbeing.^400
We can cultivate your
boldest dreams with
a growth mindset beyond
the norm of inclusivity.^400
The future is now and
we’re all-in for an online
urban culture dispatch
to the NFT generation.^800
When the world zigs,
we zag because it’s
all about weaving
no nonsense^400
brand recognition into
a passion driven
strategic hackathon.^800
Keep it simple
and we’ll catch you
on the blockchain.”^1200
Phew.^800
Hopefully that works.^1200
Anyway, why are
you still here?^1200
Since you’re still
hanging around.^1200
Would you
like to take our
data harvesting survey?
^600
Wait,^600 I mean.^600
Would you like to
take our^1000 fun quiz?^1200
Yes pleaseNo, thanks