No Secret

Boring.^1200

Would you
like me to tell
you the joke now?^1200

It might be an
old one but it’s
a good one.^800

If not
just shout ‘NO’.^800

Sorry,
that was a joke.^1200
Not THE joke though.^800

They haven’t taught me
to access people’s
microphones.
^1000Yet.^1200

Anyway,
here’s the
actual joke.^1200

2 fonts walk
into a bar…^1200

The barman says…^1200

“We don’t serve
your type here.”^1200

BOOM!^800
Worth the
wait, right?^1200

Statistically,
97% of people will
have left after
that joke.^1200

But I can see
you’re still here.^800
Thanks.^1200

Since you’re
still hanging around.^800

Would you
like to take our
data harvesting survey?
^200

Wait,^600 I mean.^600
Would you like to
take our^1000 fun quiz?^1200 Yes pleaseNo, thanks